How to use Lego for Evil

How to use Lego for evil

  • Build Dr. Hair’s Evil Lair set and take over world
  • Build own evil lair and take over world
  • Buy all Dr. Hair’s Evil Lair sets, so no one can get them and take over world
  • Build Lego powered taking over world machine
  • Build Lego suit so no one can hurt you and take over world
  • TAKE OVER WORLD! 😈

I guess Dr. Hair will still have to wait until his Evil Lair can get 10,000 votes to take over the world. 😦 But for now he can give us stuff! (Just act miserable about the stuff when he’s around!)

Get your new Dr. Hare wallpaper!

After we asked for your assistance on Friday, you responded. Very quickly, our LEGO CUUSOO project steamrolled past 1,000 supporters.

The other Creators and I discussed ways we could thank you for your help. I suggested forced labor in the carrot factory; Binary Bard argued for grafting bionic upgrades onto your “squishy meat-appendages.”

Ultimately, those ideas seemed impractical, so instead we whipped up a new wallpaper. You can download it for your computer or your handheld device, using one of the links below.

We thank you again for your support. If you have not yet voted to support our LEGO CUUSOO project, please do so now!

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DR. HARE

It looks really cool to me! But I’m just glad that Dr. Hare and Binary Bard’s ideas were declined. And in the wallpaper you can see Dr. Hare’s plan to take over the world.

This is what Binary Bard said:

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Yikes. I don’t really want to translate that. It gives me shivers…

Well, my shift is over!

~SD

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