Normally, you get your advice from Wolfy in TNPT, but I though someone else could take a shot at helping everyone out! School has started and you might not be fitting in. Sorry about that. 😦 But the AdvIce King is here to help!
- Mighty Blake DynamiteDear AdvIce King,
How can I be cooler in school?
- AdvIce King
You’ve come to the right person. I’m the KING of cool! Now it’s been a long time since I was in school, but from what I remember being popular is pretty easy. Just do what I do.
Grow a Beard
Nothing says ‘I’m a rugged, cool guy’ like a beard. I’d suggest growing one as soon as you can, by third or fourth grade if possible. When your beard grows long enough, you can use it to fly around and hold all kinds of stuff–like penguins! Also, the ladies dig beards.
Hang with Cool Guys
How do I let people know I’m the coolest? I surround myself with the cool kids! Snowmen, ice guys, frozen adventurers, kidnapped princesses, penguins. Mostly penguins. They’re loyal, cold resistant, and rarely have a nasty stank booty. What more could you want in a BFF?
Join a Band
Being in a band teaches you precious life lessons like, rock stars are awesome, and torn jeans look cool. If you’re going to join a band, remember to pick an instrument that matches your personality. Guitar is for hotdogs like Jake. Bass is more emo and intense like Marceline. And the drums are for heartthrobs like yours truly. My skins and tubs make me the #1 Babe!
Wear Some Bling
Ohh, shiny! The sparklier, the better. My bling gives me crazy ice powers. Can’t get much cooler than that.
Don’t Be a Hater
People hate haters. Sometimes when you insult someone, they pull your beard, and then beat you up, and then wreck your Ice Mountain. Nobody wants that. Being a hater: It’s not worth it.
Listen, I wish I could just zap you with some sort of ice-like magic and make you cool, but the truth is I’m not going to. I could, but I stopped caring about your question a while ago. Anyway, see ya later!
Thanks Cartoon Network & AdvIce King! 😛 If you want to see if AdvIce King can answer one of your questions, click here!
Oh, and sorry that there was no TNPT this week. Looks like it will come out every other Friday from now until summer.
Also… Happy Roald Dahl Day!
Roald Dahl is one of our favorite storytellers, and today is his birthday! To celebrate the life and work of this great author, you could page through some of his best-loved books, like Matilda, Fantastic Mr. Fox, and James and the Giant Peach.
Of course, our favorite Roald Dahl story is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and that’s why we made an Island of it last year. So if you ask us, the really and truly best way to celebrate Roald Dahl Day is to play Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on Poptropica!
However you take your Dahl — books, movies, or games — visit www.roalddahl.com for more information about one of the world’s greatest storytellers.
*English (British) accent* Will you find the golden ticket?